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Brad: Hey, Janet?

Janet: Yes, Brad?

Brad: I've got something to say.

Janet: Uh huh?

Brad: I really love the... skillful way... you beat the other girls... to the bride's bouquet.

Janet: Oh, Brad!

Brad: The river was deep, but I swam it.

Chorus: Janet.

Brad: The future is ours, so let's plan it.

Chorus: Janet.

Brad: So please, don't tell me to can it.

Chorus: Janet.

Brad: I've one thing to say and that's dammit, Janet, I love you!

Brad: The road was long, but I ran it.

Chorus: Janet.

Brad: There's a fire in my heart, and you fan it.

Chorus: Janet.

Brad: If there's one fool for you, then I am it.

Chorus: Janet.

Brad: I've one thing to say and that's dammit, Janet, I love you.

Brad: Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker. There's three ways that love can go; that's good, bad, or mediocre. Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so.

Janet: Oh, it's nicer than Betty Monroe had!

Chorus: Oh, Brad.

Janet: Now we're engaged and I'm so glad.

Chorus: Oh, Brad.

Janet: That you met Mom and you know Dad.

Chorus: Oh, Brad.

Janet: I've one thing to say, and that's Brad, I'm mad for you, too.

Janet: Oh, Brad.

Brad: Oh... dammit!

Janet: I'm mad.

Brad: Oh... Janet.

Janet: For you.

Brad: I love you, too.

Brad and Janet: There's one thing left to do, ahoo!

Brad: And that's go see the man who began it.

Chorus: Janet.

Brad: When we met in his science exam-it.

Chorus: Janet.

Brad: Made me give you the eye and then panic.

Chorus: Janet.

Brad: Now I've on thing to say and that's dammit, Janet, I love you. Dammit, Janet.

Janet: Oh Brad, I'm mad!

Brad: Dammit, Janet.

Brad and Janet: I love you.